The Empire of Forged Great Amphibiland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sato with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.388 billion Forged Great Amphibilandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Law & Order, Defense, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koufukuron. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Forged Great Amphibilandian economy, worth 297 trillion Snails a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,225 Snails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, war criminals are given full state funerals, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, and the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Forged Great Amphibiland's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Forged Great Amphibiland is ranked 224,999^th in the world and 1,135^th in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.